this man has changed everything.

To see if one of my fellow passengers has been struck by the man’s simple message; his message of hope and optimism and all the things I hadn’t realised I’d been losing sight of. Ian had been right. God, Tom’s stag do. For slouching, and napping, and channel hopping. I think she may have been on to me.

I sat down at my computer and drafted an e-mail. How about seven for a pint at the Horse and Groom? . I bet they’d all got together and painted his privates blue and handcuffed him to the buffet car of a train. He looks like a right laugh. But then one evening Ian had bumped into Hanne and shared his concerns. .

But sometimes to look forward, you have to look back. I wish I could claim that he was a shaman or some kind of spiritual figure, sent into my life at that time to push me over the edge. And you can’t mend a relationship with a garlic crusher. Everyone had been right . @�8���X�~f��c�����U&J��]�κ뵠鈝�O�˶���|L��sC=O䥝�k���r�ݯQ�]Xs�kA���w_��U�ty�9t��,������"�,;cڝ�(�dҬ�K�. I was already twenty-six, and there wasn’t even a hint of a grandchild down the pipeline! Publisher: Random House. The book that inspired the major film starring Jim Carrey and Zooey Deschanel 'I, Danny Wallace, being of sound mind and body, do hereby write this manifesto for my life. Why would you want a quote on double glazing, when you’ve already got double glazed? I’d surrender myself for twenty-four hours, answer everything with a yes, and let opportunity and chance boot me out of this midtwenties crisis.

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But chatty. You should make more of an effort. It very rarely happens to me. Because you’re always there. View: 621. Ye—hang on. Outside, CARL KENDALL (30s) and his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend KATH are having a quiet intense discussion.

It’s been too long. I amused myself with a piece about a young Scottish man who’d tried to take his kite out in a storm and ended up flying for three quarters of a mile, before I turned the page and. But the thing is, none of you knows how right you were!". I paced the kitchen, thinking and rethinking the night’s events, and then, just before the click of the kettle, I realised something. I’d woken up only minutes before and was now lying in bed with a grin on my face and a head full of thoughts. And the real story takes place over the course of several months; not so long ago. Here, I said, confused. So I said yes. Saying yes more would get me out of this rut.

So I did three years of growing up in two weeks.

"I did. He said: ‘Say yes more.’.

And blank spaces. Tell me now. I’m going to be more like the old me now. And you sat next to him. I couldn’t work out whether it was just coincidence.

I’ve been right here! Only when I flicked through it did I realise there was nothing to forget. The simple fact of the matter was that this man would probably have had no idea of the impact of his words. He is the author of the number one British bestseller Join Me, which is currently being adapted for film. It was the kind of feeling that usually ends up with me considering going to the gym, or getting a dog and walking it a bit, and doing all the things that blokes in catalogues do. Right. The silver pocket watch.

. It was like the man had known me in a way I hadn’t even known myself. 34 0 obj <>/Encrypt 14 0 R/Filter/FlateDecode/ID[<6B726592B11B864489538AFDCD08FF64>]/Index[13 44]/Info 12 0 R/Length 100/Prev 425300/Root 15 0 R/Size 57/Type/XRef/W[1 2 1]>>stream . Yes.

I probably even thought I had a moped. Hanne knew you were lying too, you know.". . I do indeed fancy a pint sometime. Saying yes takes Wallace into a new plane of existence: a place where money comes as easily as it goes, nodding a lot can lead to a long weekend overseas with new friends, and romance isn't as complicated as it seems. A study in my own behaviour.

Thrown away. Right . I have loads of fun! let me know. Could we have a chat? The sentence had tripped off the man’s tongue like he’d been saying it all his life. Yes to anything. It would rekindle my love for life. .

No, I’d say. I’ve never been someone who would have made an effective stalker, for one thing, lacking as I do both the necessary energies and a decent pair of binoculars. . Every couple of days there’d be another idea, or invitation, or suggestion for a night out. Acres of white lies. . The man who always said no. And inspired. Now that I think about it, my downward spiral had probably started after I’d been dumped by my girlfriend last autumn. So I didn’t say anything at all.